I was flipping through the pages of a newspaper and I came across the Horoscopes of the Day. Mine read the following:
"The alien in your closet was just arrested for growing the green under his bed. You may have to stage a jailbreak."
Jee, now I know exactly what i'm going to do today!
posted by Painted-Eyes @ 6:55 p.m.
7 Comments:
.....that is the most interesting horsecope I ever heard of. seriously...wow..
Dose has that kind of horoscopes every day..
yeah?
I don't read Dose, annnd I never read horsecopes on purpose anyhow.
that's actually THE coolest horoscope ever! i'm so staging a jailbreak in my room!
See I wasn't the only person who thought it was cool...
I know! When I read it too, I was like "Huh. That's a first."
I don't read Horoscopes either but I just happen to be on that page so...
And yes, it was from a Dose newspaper.
Ah, Dose. I read that newspaper everyday and I do admit that the horoscopes can be very entertaining. Especially around holiday times of the year.
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